Some of the most beautiful women in the country are gathered in the small seaside town of Shaven Haven for the most hotly contested beauty competition in all of Sussex – Miss Chow Down. The international dog food company, owned by Mr Simon Fowl, who is also chief judge of the competition, is a big employer in the area and supporter of local talent. Popular beauty queen from the neighbouring town of Spent, Miss Spent, is hosting a sophisticated gathering for all the finalists, the evening before the final round of the competition. However, their glamorous soiree is due for a hideous interruption. How will the beauties cope with the ugly face of murder, and will you survive the evening that lies ahead?
Miss Spent
The hostess for the evening is charming but over-excitable and reckless. She is maniacally charming and now that she seems to have put her gambling past behind her, the whole town of Spent is proud of their most famous daughter.
Miss Take
Miss Take is not what you would call a beauty; the hamlet of Little Take has a total population of seven, including Beaver the Dog, Miss Take's best friend. She is very awkward and keeps making inappropriate comments.
Miss Tress
A very secretive and classy entrant, she plays her cards close to her DD chest, but is an open secret that she is a professional mistress with a contract to publish her diaries.
Miss Tique
Little Tique is the spiritual home of this child of nature. She loves to be close to the stone circle there, and naked moonlight dancing is her version of clubbing on a Saturday night. Her natural outfits have caused a stir.